Robin Quote #469
Lily: Wait, you sicced Anita on Barney? How do you even know her?
Robin: She was on my show.
[flashback to Robin interviewing Anita:]
Robin: But, um, if you had to summarize your book, in 30 words or less.
Anita: I'll summarize it in one word, Robin. And that word is "no." By saying "no" constantly and consistently, you empower yourself while simultaneously turning any jerk into a submissive, sniveling, puddle of a man.
Robin: Hmm. And isn't that every girl's dream. [chuckles] After the break, we're gonna talk about your new book,
Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet. Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut. Due out in June. We'll be right back.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Leave it to me. I'll plan the whole thing.
Barney: You're gonna plan the whole thing? I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh?
Ted: Gooey and romantic? Gooey and romantic? Barney. [singing] You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru
Barney: Uh, Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: [singing] You just have to make her understand
Barney: Ted, people are looking at us.
Ted: [singing] What she means to you
Barney: Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now?
Ted: [singing] On your superdate Troubles of the world will simply have to wait For wonders and amazement
served up on a silver plate Hurry up now, don't be late Because hand in hand You'll find a land Where paradise awaits [talking] And then, boom! Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her... [singing] And that's your super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic.
Ted: Yeah.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I can't believe Robin's been so upset.
Marshall: I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.
Barney: Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Oh, my God. I don't believe it! Guys, this is her! She wrote the book! Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her. But this changes everything. New plan, I'm going to sleep with her.