Barney Quote #1118
Quote from Barney in Rabbit or Duck
Barney: MacLaren's Pub.
Ranjit: MacLaren's Pub.
[At MacLaren's, Barney greets a gold-medalist Japanese figure skater:]
Barney: Well, hello.
Natalia: I realize that you're very busy, so I'll just get straight to the point.
Barney: Okay.
[The woman raises her leg behind her head and uses her toe to open her beer bottle]
Woman: And that's my bad leg. Very bad. [Barney's cell phone rings] Are you okay?
Barney: Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be? [tries to resist answering the phone, fails] Go for Barney.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Barney had been sure that phone was something he loved. But now he realized it wasn't that at all. It was something else entirely.
[Barney imagines he's holding a rabbit instead of his phone. He does a double take and sees his cell phone again. Barney runs out of MacLaren's and dumps his phone in the dumpster out back.]
Barney: [groaning] I'm free!
[Natalia joins Barney in his bedroom:]
Barney: Ah, now this feels right. There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be... [cell phone rings in the distance]
Natalia: What's wrong?
Barney: Did you hear that?
Natalia: Hear what?
Barney: Ssh. [cell phone continues ringing]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Rabbit or Duck’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What, you're actually gonna hook up with these girls that call you?
Barney: Oh, indubitably. I'm meeting the first one here any minute. Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me. Semi-colon, end parentheses.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You guys remember Ranjit.
Ranjit: Hello.
Ted: Hey, Ranjit. Good to see you.
Barney: I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week, I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women, and I don't wanna take the subway, 'cause, you know, germs.
Quote from Ted
Robin: I do not love Don.
Marshall: Robin, neurologically speaking, the part of the human brain that makes you hate people is located right next to the part of the brain that makes you wanna jump people's bones. The two responses are so similar it's hard to tell them apart.
Ted: You know what it's like? Wait, I have to get a book. Give me 30 seconds.
[Ted rushes out of MacLaren's. He returns 22 minutes later:]
Ted: Okay, this is fun. Look at this picture. It's a rabbit. You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit. But then one day, you look at it, and you realize, "Wait a second, it's a duck." It's a rabbit. It's a duck. Rabbit. Duck. Rabbit. Duck. Isn't this fun?
Future Ted: [v.o.] It sure was.