Barney Quote #1099
Quote from Barney in The Perfect Week
Barney: The Perfect Week. Seven nights, seven girls, zero rejections.
Jim Nantz: Incredible. I mean, it's really like the sexual equivalent of baseball's perfect game. But even rarer.
Barney: Yeah. The only player in history to have ever achieved both was Mustache Pete Drexel, back in 1896.
[A photo of an old-timey baseball player that looks like Barney with a mustache is shown]
Jim Nantz: Now this wasn't the first time you'd come close to a Perfect Week. You learn the hard way, though. One mistake, and it's all over. [v.o.] Sometimes, a teammate makes an error. Sometimes, one wild pitch leads to a walk. And sometimes, you just lose focus, and it almost always leads to a hit. [back] But this week, you were three-for-three, with no sign of slowing down.
Barney: I could do no wrong. Wish I could say the same for my friends.
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‘The Perfect Week’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Marshall: Here you go, guys, the official hat of Barney's Perfect Week. I was gonna do shirts, but then you have to guess sizes, and feelings get hurt. It's a mess.
Lily: In commemoration of Barney's induction into the Hall of Game, this tie worn on the seventh night of his Perfect Week is hereby retired.
Marshall: May Barney's heroic feat be remembered and spoken of for generations to come.
Ted: I'm totally gonna sit my kids down one day, and tell them about the time Uncle Barney nailed seven chicks in a row. [all laugh]
Future Ted: [v.o.] Am I a bad dad?
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, we all have different ways of dealing with nerves.
Woman: It'll just be a few more minutes, Mr. Stinson.
Future Ted: Some people chew their nails. Some people tap their feet. And some people imagine they're being
interviewed by renowned sportscaster, Jim Nantz.
Jim Nantz: Hello, friends. Every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson. Barney, welcome.
Barney: Thanks, Jim. Great to be back on the show.
Jim Nantz: Good to have you with us. And, you know, the stats, they really speak for themselves. Over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions, and not a single fatty. Hey ,it's impressive. And with all these accomplishments though, there's one laurel that's always eluded you, which brings us to last week. What was the story there?
Barney: Buckle up, Jimbo. This one's a doozy.
Quote from Ted
Wendy: Take-out order for Cook Pu. We have a number two over here for Cook Pu.
Ted: You guys got Wendy saying it now? Come on, okay, I get it. Cook Pu is a stupid name, and it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it. Cook Pu. Cook Pu. Cook Pu.
Cook Pu: Here.