Marshall Quote #597
Quote from Marshall in Jenkins
Future Ted: [v.o.] And after that, the stories kept coming.
[at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers. So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents. "
[We Jenkins get up from the conference table and suggestively grind behind behind the CFO]
Marshall: Jenkins!
[another flashback:]
Marshall: So we all go out for beers after work. Jenkins gets up on the table and starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper. Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross. Jenkins.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Jenkins’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, we found out just how much she said it.
[As Ted and Barney stay up to watch Robin's show]
Robin: [on TV] Oh, that's great, but, um...
Ted: "But, um."
Barney: Nice.
Robin: This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
Kid: Nope. Third.
Robin: Oh! Good for you, but, um... [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um...
[Drunk Barney and Ted laugh hysterically]
Quote from Ted
Ted: These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, and yet, he is only remembered for one thing. That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today. Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Robin: Sup, guys.
[All groan]
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
Robin: I just wanted to drop by and say... [siren blares] Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! Whoo!
[exits, returns] But, um!