Marshall Quote #596
Quote from Marshall in Jenkins
Marshall: So, by the way, I have to tell you something. I invited Jenkins.
Ted: Jenkins? No way.
Future Ted: [v.o.] We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier.
[flashback to Marshall arriving at the apartment:]
Marshall: You guys will not believe what Jenkins did this time.
Ted: Who's Jenkins?
Lily: Oh, he's this hilarious new lawyer at Marshall's office.
Marshall: Hilarious! Okay, so, there's this jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge at work, so Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar." So we give Jenkins 200 bucks, and Jenkins ate the whole jar! [laughing]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Jenkins’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, we found out just how much she said it.
[As Ted and Barney stay up to watch Robin's show]
Robin: [on TV] Oh, that's great, but, um...
Ted: "But, um."
Barney: Nice.
Robin: This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
Kid: Nope. Third.
Robin: Oh! Good for you, but, um... [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um...
[Drunk Barney and Ted laugh hysterically]
Quote from Ted
Ted: These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, and yet, he is only remembered for one thing. That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today. Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Robin: Sup, guys.
[All groan]
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
Robin: I just wanted to drop by and say... [siren blares] Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! Whoo!
[exits, returns] But, um!