Marshall Quote #605
Quote from Marshall in Jenkins
Lily: Well, I guess sometimes that's the case.
Marshall: But not in ours.
Lily: What? No, of course not.
Marshall: Right. Well, say, gun to your head, you had to say one of us was the reacher.
Lily: Well, I'd say it's neither. That's what makes us great.
Marshall: Okay, now, there's a gun to my head, and our future children, and our future cat or monkey, depending on who wins the game of Risk we've been playing for three years.
Lily: Nope. No reacher, no settler.
Marshall: Mmm.
Lily: Mmm.
Marshall: Well, how about this...
Future Ted: [v.o.] This went on for a while. [fast-forward] Until finally...
Marshall: Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great-grandkids are all on a plane piloted by Oprah, and it's about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings, and the only way, the only way to save everything, is just to answer the question. Are you the reacher or the settler?
Lily: And Oprah's tried everything?
Marshall: Everything! You have to decide now!
Lily: [sighs] Well, I guess if I had to say, then maybe I'd say I'm the settler.
Marshall: How could you say that?!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Jenkins’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, we found out just how much she said it.
[As Ted and Barney stay up to watch Robin's show]
Robin: [on TV] Oh, that's great, but, um...
Ted: "But, um."
Barney: Nice.
Robin: This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
Kid: Nope. Third.
Robin: Oh! Good for you, but, um... [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um...
[Drunk Barney and Ted laugh hysterically]
Quote from Ted
Ted: These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, and yet, he is only remembered for one thing. That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today. Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Robin: Sup, guys.
[All groan]
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
Robin: I just wanted to drop by and say... [siren blares] Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! Whoo!
[exits, returns] But, um!