Robin Quote #424
Quote from Robin in Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Ted: Okay, it's decided. Barney, come on. Get in the throne.
Barney: Are you...
Ted: Yeah, come on.
Barney: Well, I guess that is the best decision, Robin. I mean, men are stronger than women.
Ted: Don't listen to him, okay? It's been decided.
Barney: And that's what you've always wanted, isn't it, Robin? A strong man to take care of you? I mean, sure. Growing up, you were a scrapper. Playing hockey with the boys, skinning your knees on the ice. But what you couldn't tell your teammates... What you couldn't even tell yourself... Was that all you really wanted was that pretty white dress in that pretty white chapel. And at the end of that center aisle, strewn with pretty white flowers, a man to do all your slapping for you.
Robin: Let me at him!
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Quote from Mickey
[flashback to 2006 at Lily's grandparents' house:]
Lily: Dad, you should be paying rent, not living in your parents' basement.
Mickey: Hey, it's not my first choice. Having the old farts right upstairs is crimpin' my style a bit. Clearly, they're not getting the whole "sock on the doorknob" thing.
Marshall: Oh, they caught you with a girl?
Mickey: In a way.
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, Lily and her dad, Mickey, had always had a tough relationship. Mickey's dream was to invent the next great American board game. But his ideas were a little off.
[flashback to young Lily, wearing a ballerina costume, going to see her father at his work station in 1988:]
Young Lily: Daddy? You missed my ballet recital.
Mickey: Yes, sweetie, but, look! I just put the finishing touches on my new, hit board game, "Tijuana Slumlord".
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, you missed my gymnastics meet.
Mickey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the one! "Car Battery: how long can you hold on?" [laughs] Here, princess, grab these.
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, I had a nightmare.
Mickey: Aw, here sweetie. Here, come play daddy's new game: "There's a Clown Demon Under the Bed!"
Young Lily: [screams]
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings us back to Thanksgiving of 2009.
Mickey: [holding a board game he developed] Hey, princess. I brought "Diseases"!
[Lily slams the door]