Barney Quote #1034
Quote from Barney in The Rough Patch
[flashback to Barney and Robin fighting the "Canadian-American war":]
Barney: Thank God that song's over. Who the hell was that old lady singing?
Robin: Okay, you know that Neil Young is my favorite musician.
Barney: Right. Now was that the same old lady who played Archie Bunker's wife in All in the Family, or just a sound-alike?
Robin: Neil Young is a Canadian treasure. Do not make fun of Neil Young.
Barney: Robin, I would never make fun of a defenseless, old lady with vocal cord paralysis. Ever.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Rough Patch’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[As Ted watches the pornographic movie "Archisexture", from Barney's collection:]
Woman: [on tape] Archisexture...
Barney: [on tape] Hello, Ted. If you're watching this tape, and I knew you'd pick this one, then you are now in possession of my porn. This can only mean one of two things, either I'm dead, or I'm in a committed relationship. If I'm dead, I want you to honor my memory by taking my body to The Hamptons and recreating Weekend at Bernie's. I wanna dance, I wanna have sex with a girl and I wanna go fishing. If, on the other hand, I'm in a committed relationship, then, as your best friend, I have only one request. Please, for the love of God, get me out of it!
Quote from Robin
Alan Thicke: Well, Robin, I'm glad we could catch up.
Robin: Yeah. Let's do it again soon.
Lily: I love that you guys are still friends so long after you did that music video.
Robin: Yeah.
Alan Thicke: The music... Oh, the Sandcastles video. Yes, yes. We did that together, too.
Barney: What do you mean "too"?
Alan Thicke: Well, we had this failed Canadian TV variety show. That was so embarrassing. Imagine what would happen if anybody ever got their hands on that?
Robin: Oh, you.
[Barney runs out of MacLaren's]
Quote from Lily
Lily: Are you out of your mind? You knew they were playing relationship chicken, and what did you do? You put an engagement ring in front of them. Okay. That's it. I'm taking over. I'm coming out of retirement for one last breakup.
Ted: Yes!
Marshall: All right. How are we gonna do it?
Lily: These guys are in so deep just one fight ain't gonna do it. We need to reignite the four biggest fights they've ever been in, all at once. Number one, the battle of the dirty dishes. [flashback to fight] Number two, the ex-girlfriend conflict. Number three, the Star Wars altercation. And of course, the biggie, the Canadian-American war.