Marshall Quote #495
Quote from Marshall in Mosbius Designs
Marshall: Barney, dude, why are this upset about Ted not having sex with the people he hires?
Barney: Because it hurts!
Marshall: It hurts you how?
Barney: It hurts because I love... Ted... having sex with women. I'm a very dedicated wingman! Look, Lily's the only person that I can talk to about this stuff. So just get her to talk to me.
Marshall: I'll try, but there's no guarantees. She's still really outraged about that joke. That joke. Tore our little group apart, pitted people I love against each other. Seriously, I wish... I wish that joke had never come
into our lives. [both chuckle]
Barney: It's kinda of funny though, right?
Marshall: It's so funny, man.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, hey. If Ted says that PJ is important to the company, then PJ is not going anywhere.
Ted: See? He's very valuable.
Barney: Well, whoa. PJ's a guy? PJ's not some hot chick you're banging?
Ted: No, I'm mentoring him.
Barney: Oh, mentoring. I mentored a young fellow once. Even made him my wingman. Then, one day, he hired an assistant to work ten feet from his bedroom who... get this... isn't a hot chick, proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?
Ted: Ted Mosby?
Barney: Maybe. I don't remember. Because he is dead to me! PJ's gonna be getting a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for three days and then mail back to me.
Quote from Ted
Robin: Hey, you okay?
Ted: What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Excuse me?
Ted: There's this famous architecture story about an architect who designed this library. It was perfect. But every year, the whole thing would sink a couple inches into the ground. Eventually, the building was condemned. He forgot to account for the weight of the books. This company... it's just me. What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Okay. First of all, nobody goes to libraries anymore, so who cares about that guy? Secondly, you need to get on the phone and start calling clients.
Ted: The longer I put off starting my own firm, the longer it can remain a dream and not something I screwed up at. It's like I'm giving up before I even started.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey. You hear there's gonna be more layoffs?
Marshall: I know. I'm freaking out. Are you worried?
Barney: Are you kidding? The things I know about this company. I won't ever be fired. I mean, there's a pretty good chance one day I'll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I won't be fired.