Marshall Quote #494
Quote from Marshall in Mosbius Designs
Barney: Hey, Sports Guy. I hear people are raving about your league.
Marshall: It's a lot harder than I thought it would be. Between entry fees and transaction fees and penalty fees, I'm actually... I'm holding on to a lot of money.
[flashback to Marshall collecting:]
Man: Great work, Sports Guy. That's for last week.
Marshall: [inner monologue] 60, 80, a hundred. This is $18,000 cash. It's not a big deal. I'll just take it home
and put it somewhere safe.
[later, he is on the streets of New York:]
Marshall: [inner monologue] Okay, just walking down the street with some money in my pocket. Don't touch the money. That's so obvious. Just be cool. Oh, no, the baby's on to me. Babies can smell money. Everyone knows that!
Marshall: [out loud] I'm carrying a lot of money!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Mosbius Designs’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, hey. If Ted says that PJ is important to the company, then PJ is not going anywhere.
Ted: See? He's very valuable.
Barney: Well, whoa. PJ's a guy? PJ's not some hot chick you're banging?
Ted: No, I'm mentoring him.
Barney: Oh, mentoring. I mentored a young fellow once. Even made him my wingman. Then, one day, he hired an assistant to work ten feet from his bedroom who... get this... isn't a hot chick, proving he never listened to a word I said. And do you know that young man's name?
Ted: Ted Mosby?
Barney: Maybe. I don't remember. Because he is dead to me! PJ's gonna be getting a very confusing card in the mail, along with a garment that he should by no means wear for three days and then mail back to me.
Quote from Ted
Robin: Hey, you okay?
Ted: What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Excuse me?
Ted: There's this famous architecture story about an architect who designed this library. It was perfect. But every year, the whole thing would sink a couple inches into the ground. Eventually, the building was condemned. He forgot to account for the weight of the books. This company... it's just me. What if I don't think of the books?
Robin: Okay. First of all, nobody goes to libraries anymore, so who cares about that guy? Secondly, you need to get on the phone and start calling clients.
Ted: The longer I put off starting my own firm, the longer it can remain a dream and not something I screwed up at. It's like I'm giving up before I even started.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey. You hear there's gonna be more layoffs?
Marshall: I know. I'm freaking out. Are you worried?
Barney: Are you kidding? The things I know about this company. I won't ever be fired. I mean, there's a pretty good chance one day I'll wash up on shore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I won't be fired.