Barney Quote #871
Quote from Barney in Sorry, Bro
Barney: Ted, sure it's fun to look back at a time when you were a fresh-faced farm girl with a virgin's glow. But all that stuff, Ohio, Karen, college? All that was B.S. Before Stinson. Now, your life is awesome! I mean, yeah, you still live with your ex-girlfriend which is ridiculous. Your Laser Tag chops are almost nonexistent. And your wardrobe! It's like, what? Are you allergic to quality fabrics? Seriously Ted, shape up! What were we talking about?
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Quote from Marshall
Ted: So Karen in New York, weird, right?
Lily: Ted, you cannot get back together with Karen.
Ted: I never said I was going to get back together with her. But I was thinking she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, Ted. It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the fourth worst thing. Number 1, super volcano. Number 2, an asteroid hits the Earth. Number 3, all footage of Evel Knievel is lost. Number 4, Ted calls Karen. Number 5, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Wait. This happen in our apartment? Where was I?
Ted: You know, those sleeping pills you're taking to keep on your crazy new schedule? I think they're stronger than you realize.
[flashback to Ted and Karen moving from the couch to his bedroom in the apartment. They pass Robin, who is passed out at the desk:]
Robin: [talking in her sleep] La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon. Turgeon shoots. Glove save!
Quote from Robin
Future Ted: [v.o.] Back in 2009, your Aunt Robin got a job hosting a morning show Which meant she had to get up kind of early. How early?
[1.45 a.m. at MacLaren's:]
Robin: Morning everybody.
Marshall: Hey, Robin. So you're actually doing it? You're actually going to work at 2:00 a.m.?
Robin: Hey, I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for the fans.
Marshall: Who exactly are the fans of a show that airs at 4:00 in the morning?
Lily: People getting up to host a show at 5:00 in the morning.
Ted: Meth addicts who haven't sold their TVs yet?
Barney: Strippers in that messy gray area between getting off work and getting their kids up for school?
Robin: Them's my peeps.