Lily Quote #322
Quote from Lily in The Possimpible
Lily: You know what? Both of you geniuses need to take that weak-ass crap off your resumes. I mean, you are not Dr. X anymore, and you cannot dunk anymore. Let it go.
Ted: So Marshall and I are the only people at this table with "weak-ass crap" on their resumes?
Lily: What are you implying?
Marshall: Oh. Oh. Oh, wow. I don't know! Does the date July 4, 1995 mean anything to you?
Lily: You son of a bitch.
[flashback to Lily at the Carney Island Eatfest '95:]
Announcer: Time! And the new champion, with 29 hot dogs, Lily "The Belly" Aldrin.
[present:]
Ted: How is that relevant to teaching kindergarten?
Lily: It teaches kids that... I can eat a lot of hot dogs very quickly.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Possimpible’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.
Quote from Robin
Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."