Barney Quote #847
Quote from Barney in The Possimpible
Robin: These costumes are ridiculous. Plus, the Amazon Warrior Princess armor gave me a rash.
Barney: Cards on the table... you weren't the first lady to wear that in here. But it conveyed power. And so will this. What I need you to do now... is break these 15 bricks with your forehead.
Robin: What?! But you didn't do a damn thing in your video. You just stood near a horse and sat on a motorcycle.
Barney: That's because I'm a man. You're a woman. The assumption is that you can't do anything. But you have to prove society wrong.
Robin: I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
Barney: Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Possimpible’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.
Quote from Robin
Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."