Barney Quote #839
Quote from Barney in The Possimpible
Barney: Guys, I hate to cut you off before Marshall bursts into tears, but, Robin, check this out. What you need is an awesome video resume. Like... mine. I present, Barneysvideoresume.com.
[Barney's video plays: It begins with an explosion on a black background. It turns into a view of the ocean with a flame-red sky. The word "Barney" rises on the horizon. It cuts to a suited-up Barney sitting in a fancy house]
Barney: Oh, hello.
Interviewer: [it's Barney with an affected British accent] Barney Stinson, you've achieved great success in business, athletics and personal relationships and have been an inspiration to many people.
[in the room:]
Ted: Is that you? Are you interviewing yourself?
Barney: How can it be me? That guy's British.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Possimpible’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.
Quote from Robin
Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."