Ranjit Quote #9
Quote from Ranjit in Three Days Of Snow
Ryan: Here she is. "Supersonic Tonic."
Lily: No. This is a keg. I need a six-pack.
Ryan: A keg's all I got.
Lily: We'll take the keg.
Ranjit: What? Oh, no. Last time I had one of these in the car, I wound up chipping dried vomit off the seat with a putty knife.
Lily: I'm sorry, Ranjit, but this is a ritual and I am bringing him this beer. [struggles to lift the keg] If you could just put it in the car... I'll give you 50 bucks.
Ranjit: To the Town Car. [picks up the keg with ease and runs out of the store]
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Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings us to Thursday.
[As Lily waits in the arrivals lounge, a man next to her starts playing "Auld Lang Syne" on the flute. Two other men join on horns. Soon even more band members appear. Marshall walks in with a sign for "Lilypad"]
Marshall: A muffin, a pastrami sandwich, and a bag of chips. And I know it's way past lunchtime, but I love you. More and more each day, I love you, Lily. Happy New Year.
Marshall: Um, wait, does this mean that I have to bring a marching band to the airport from now on?
Lily: Absolutely, it does.
Marshall: Crap.
Quote from Barney
Barney: All right, come on. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. I've always wanted to say that. I mean, in a bar. I say it all the time at home.
Quote from Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] To understand what it meant to us to get the keys to MacLaren's, I have to take you back a few years to the night that I uttered five little words that every man at some point in his life will say.
Ted: We should buy a bar.
Barney: Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted: We should totally buy a bar.
Barney: We should totally buy a bar.
Ted: Our bar would be awesome.
Barney: And dude, dude, dude... Dude! The name of our bar Puzzles. People will be like, "Why is it called Puzzles?" That's the puzzle.
Ted: That is... a great name for a bar! And also, at Puzzles: no last call.
Barney: No last call!
Ted: Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life do we stack the chairs on the table and power down the three-story margarita waterfall.
Barney: [laughs] We should buy a bar.
Ted: We should buy a bar.