Marshall Quote #433

Quote from Marshall in The Fight

Marshall: Good news... I talked to the guys.
Ted: What guys?
Marshall: The guys you didn't beat up. They agreed to drop the lawsuit. Boom! Lawyered.
Barney: What? They agreed to drop it?
Marshall: Yeah. I just explained that you two are wusses. We had a good laugh about that. A good long laugh, actually. I explained how you get a mani/pedi once a month.
Barney: Weekly, Wolverine... some of us care.
Marshall: And how you played the hammer dulcimer in the Pre-Reformation Dance Society at Wesleyan.
Ted: Did you at least tell them we were one of the premier Medieval [med-ay-val] chamber groups in the Little Ivies?
Marshall: Oh, I did. And we all agreed it was much more likely that one guy beat up the three of them than that you two had anything to do with it, so...


 ‘The Fight’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Ted: Okay. We have to start going someplace else. At this bar, I'm always going to be the guy who got left at the altar.
Marshall: This sucks.
Barney: Good Times.
Ted: Uh-oh. We lost Barney.
Robin: What do you mean?
Lily: There's a girl over there in a tight red sweater. So he's not listening to a word anyone's saying. Right, Barney?
Barney: Give Me a Break!
Ted: See, he figured out a while back he could fake an entire conversation just by saying titles of Black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s.
Barney: What's Happening?
Lily: Hey, Barney, want to go upstairs and do stuff to me that I won't even let Marshall do?
Barney: Ha. Diff'rent Strokes.

Quote from Marshall

Marshall: Dude, fighting is for losers. We're civilized guys. Civilized guys don't fight. Unless it's with lightsabers. But that's like three to five years away, so...
Robin: Well, that's not true.
Marshall: Robin, I'm on the forums every day. Three to five Thanksgivings from now, I'm going to be carving
the turkey with Old Green.

Quote from Marshall

[Thanksgiving day, three to five years later:]
Marshall: It is so good to be home. Mom, Lily, fantastic job. "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat." Right? Okay, here we go. Goggles on. [Marshall powers up a lightsaber] All right, so, you guys pass the plates. Lily, you want white or dark meat?
Lily: Dark! Honey, please be careful.