Marshall Quote #432
Quote from Marshall in The Fight
Marshall: Well, you guys should have thought of that before you beat up those guys.
Ted: What if we didn't?
Marshall: Didn't what, Ted?
Ted: Didn't beat up those guys. What if Doug beat up those guys all by himself and we didn't do anything?
Marshall: I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! You guys didn't throw a single punch.
Barney: Well, I hit Ted and myself, so...
Marshall: Well, who's the wuss now? Answer: You guys.
Ted: Look, can you just help us get out of this?
Marshall: You know the old expression: If you're not prepared to do the time don't pretend to do the crime and laugh and get free drinks and not stand up for your friend who, incidentally, has been in plenty of fights with his brothers. [Barney and Ted laugh]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay. We have to start going someplace else. At this bar, I'm always going to be the guy who got left at the altar.
Marshall: This sucks.
Barney: Good Times.
Ted: Uh-oh. We lost Barney.
Robin: What do you mean?
Lily: There's a girl over there in a tight red sweater. So he's not listening to a word anyone's saying. Right, Barney?
Barney: Give Me a Break!
Ted: See, he figured out a while back he could fake an entire conversation just by saying titles of Black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s.
Barney: What's Happening?
Lily: Hey, Barney, want to go upstairs and do stuff to me that I won't even let Marshall do?
Barney: Ha. Diff'rent Strokes.
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: Dude, fighting is for losers. We're civilized guys. Civilized guys don't fight. Unless it's with lightsabers. But that's like three to five years away, so...
Robin: Well, that's not true.
Marshall: Robin, I'm on the forums every day. Three to five Thanksgivings from now, I'm going to be carving
the turkey with Old Green.
Quote from Marshall
[Thanksgiving day, three to five years later:]
Marshall: It is so good to be home. Mom, Lily, fantastic job. "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat." Right? Okay, here we go. Goggles on. [Marshall powers up a lightsaber] All right, so, you guys pass the plates. Lily, you want white or dark meat?
Lily: Dark! Honey, please be careful.