Barney Quote #781
Barman: Three hours. That's a bull record.
Barney: That's right, ladies. [Barney stumbles off the bull and falls to the floor]
Stacey: Jillian, you know what would be really crazy, and funny, and stupid to do tonight? If you and me find a guy and have a three-way.
[Barney stands up and tries to walk towards them. He falls back to the floor.]
Jillian: Maybe. If we found the right guy.
Stacey: Yeah, and, if we don't find the right guy. Maybe you and I could just...
Jillian: You know who's really cute? That guy Ted. Let's go find him.
[Barney stands up again, but falls over as he tries to go after Jillian and Stacey]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Woooo!’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Swedish architecture "collective".
Robin: Lame.
Lily: Pretentious.
Ted: "We're not a company. We're a collective."
Barney: I know. [French accent] "We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
Marshall: Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?
Barney: Oh, it's France.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain. A Woo Girl is a type of young woman, who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, gets her name from the signature sound she makes. Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways. From a certain song coming on the jukebox, to half-priced shots, from a ride on a mechanical bull, to, well, pretty much anything.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to Barney and Marshall at work:]
Barney: Marshall, the conference call's about to start.
Marshall: I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.
[later, on the roof of the building:]
Barney: [v.o.] And then we go up to the roof of the building... and drink beer.
Marshall: This is awesome. Drinking at work.
Barney: We're basically Mad Men.
Marshall: We are! We're such Mad Men!
Barney: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney: What show?