Lily Quote #299
Jillian: Oh, my God, you guys, my boob just fell out of my top at the bar. Trick! I pulled it out for a free drink!
Robin: So, Jillian, I hear when you're not flashing bartenders, you teach the second grade. What's that like?
Jillian: So rewarding. I don't know if you're familiar with the RYE technique, but it derives from the progressive
educational philosophy of Rudolf Steiner, who founded the Waldorf School, which... Oh, my God. I love this song! Come on, you lazy skanks, let's dance! [to Lily and Robin] You, too, you dumb whores.
Lily: No, thank you... ignorant hussy.
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Quote from Barney
Ted: Swedish architecture "collective".
Robin: Lame.
Lily: Pretentious.
Ted: "We're not a company. We're a collective."
Barney: I know. [French accent] "We are Swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
Marshall: Dude, Sweden's not France. You know that, right?
Barney: Oh, it's France.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain. A Woo Girl is a type of young woman, who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, gets her name from the signature sound she makes. Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways. From a certain song coming on the jukebox, to half-priced shots, from a ride on a mechanical bull, to, well, pretty much anything.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to Barney and Marshall at work:]
Barney: Marshall, the conference call's about to start.
Marshall: I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.
[later, on the roof of the building:]
Barney: [v.o.] And then we go up to the roof of the building... and drink beer.
Marshall: This is awesome. Drinking at work.
Barney: We're basically Mad Men.
Marshall: We are! We're such Mad Men!
Barney: I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
Marshall: That's totally what they would do on that show.
Barney: What show?