Robin Quote #293
Quote from Robin in Shelter Island
Barney: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Barney. I am having a horrible day. I snuck some scotch in from the duty free store. You want to join me?
Barney: Yeah, yeah. Let's go to your room. Far away from this room. And we can knock it back.
Robin: They didn't get me a room. I was actually hoping I could stay with you.
Barney: No problem. I just have to straighten up little bit. I've got some clothes on the floor, and...
Robin: And a naked girl tied to your headboard.
Barney: Towels all over the bathroom. It's a mess. So, anyway... give me ten minutes to get the place in order...
Robin: See ya, Barney.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Shelter Island’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Ted: We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé. They're getting married before us.
Stella: Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day ever since you were a little girl?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Totally.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, sometimes you think you're living out one story, but the truth turns out to be something else entirely. At the time I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding. If only I'd understood what the real story was.
[flashback:]
Stella: Having exes around... I don't know, brings up... unresolved things.
[flashback:]
Stella: How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there? It's like things are not finished between you two.
[flashback]
Stella: I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide if he was ready for this.
[flashback]
Tony: Seeing you guys, it's made me realize everything I had.
[flashback]
Stella: I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on Japanese TV] Good evening.
Monkey: [gibbering]
Robin: And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East. [the monkey throws marshmallows at Robin] Despite a promising start in the latest negotiations, talks foundered on security issues.