Barney Quote #743
Quote from Barney in Shelter Island
Nora: So, today's the day. You hydrating?
Barney: Dear female, thank you for your interest in Barney Stinson...
Nora: Your back is going to look like a Jackson Pollock.
Barney: I regret to inform you that at this time...
Nora: I was a vegan for two years. I need meat.
Barney: There are currently no positions available.
Nora: I'm a yoga instructor. Every position is available. [Barney grunts] Your room, 20 minutes. No foreplay. [Barney pants]
Barney: [to Lily] I'm not going to make it, am I?
Lily: Not a chance.
Barney: [groans]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Shelter Island’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Ted: We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé. They're getting married before us.
Stella: Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day ever since you were a little girl?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Totally.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, sometimes you think you're living out one story, but the truth turns out to be something else entirely. At the time I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding. If only I'd understood what the real story was.
[flashback:]
Stella: Having exes around... I don't know, brings up... unresolved things.
[flashback:]
Stella: How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there? It's like things are not finished between you two.
[flashback]
Stella: I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide if he was ready for this.
[flashback]
Tony: Seeing you guys, it's made me realize everything I had.
[flashback]
Stella: I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on Japanese TV] Good evening.
Monkey: [gibbering]
Robin: And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East. [the monkey throws marshmallows at Robin] Despite a promising start in the latest negotiations, talks foundered on security issues.