Barney Quote #689
Ted: Barney, you, uh... You could've died.
Barney: Ted, I'm sorry I broke the bro code.
Ted: No, I'm- I'm sorry.
Barney: Ted, can we be friends again?
Ted: Barney, come on, we're... We're more than friends. We're brothers.
Barney: You're my brother, Ted.
Ted: You're my brother, Barney.
Barney: Did you hear that, Marshall? We're brothers now.
Ted: Marshall's my brother, too.
Marshall: We're all brothers.
Barney: Yeah, but I'm your best brother, right?
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how your Uncle Barney and I buried the hatchet. It got pretty mushy and embarrassing after that. Let's skip ahead.
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Ted: Fourth row.
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