Ted Quote #444

Quote from Ted in Rebound Bro

Stella: That's why it was difficult for me to tell you. But I did tell you because I thought that I could trust you.
Ted: You can trust me.
Stella: Obviously, I can't. You know there's always a reason not to sleep with a guy, and you just gave me yours.
Ted: Wait, did I gave you a reason or were you looking for one?
Stella: Why would be looking for one?
Ted: Because things are getting serious between us, and that scares you.
Stella: Good night, Ted.

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Quote from Barney

Ted: It's Barney. [answers phone] Dude, seriously you need to stop calling me.
Barney: Ted, I'm sorry, I haven't returned your calls.
Ted: Yeah I never called you, you called me fifteen times and my parents twice.
Barney: I'm sorry, I gotta let you go. It's just too many good wingmen out there. Ted are you crying?
Ted: No, I'm not.
Barney: Sh! Let it out, let it out.
Ted: Goodbye Barney. [hangs up]

Quote from Barney

Randy: Hey Barney, new Sky Mall came in. So word around the blogosphere is that you are looking for a new wingman. I wanna let you know, I'm available. Just the say the word, or don't even say the word. Just do something with you eyebrow. Was that it?
Barney: No offence, Randy, but there is a long list of candidates for this slot. This slot is for Vice President of Awesome. And you are like Assistant Under Secretary of Only O.K.

Quote from Ted

Future Ted: [v.o.] Stella and I had been dating for two months. And things were going really well. She had met my friend in past for flying colors. There was just one little problem.
Lily: You guys haven't had sex yet!!?? When Marshall and I were two months, we were doing it 24/7.
Ted: I know, I was in the top bunk. Also sat next to you at football games.