Ted Quote #416
Quote from Ted in The Bracket
Marshall: Anyway, every year, Ted and I go in together on this big money pool out in Staten Island.
Ted: Yeah. The winner gets $100,000 stuffed in a duffel bag.
Marshall: And you get to keep the duffel bag.
Lily: Why do you guys put yourselves through this? You lose every year.
Ted: That's because in the past, we were just guessing. This year, we watched every game, read box scores, tracked injuries. This isn't March Madness. This is March Meticulously Thought-outness.
Barney: Your team lost 20 minutes ago.
Ted: I didn't know they were playing today.
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Quote from Barney
[As Barney sits at his table and updates his blog, the "Doogie Howser" theme plays:]
Barney: [types] "March 21, 2008. Barney's Blog. Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another. Even though I didn't find the mystery girl... I did find out something very important about myself..."
Woman: Barney, come back to bed. You have a shuttle launch tomorrow. And that asteroid that's headed for Manhattan, It's not gonna destroy itself.
Barney: [types] "I'm awesome..."
Quote from Barney
Lily: You okay, Barney?
Barney: Something strange is going on. I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little somethin' somethin'.
Robin: Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls?
Barney: There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves.
Robin: Of course there are.
Barney: Single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch.
Lily: You could not be more evil.
Barney: Sorry. Five. Recently widowed.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Anna, hi.
Anna: Look who it is, Mr. Big Shot Architect. If you're here to ask me to take down the website, forget it.
Barney: What website?
Anna: TedMosbyIsAJerk.com.
Barney: You're right, I do deserve that. That's all I came here to say. You know what? I don't care who knows about it. Excuse me. Excuse me. I, Ted Mosby, am a jerk to women. Tell your sisters. Tell your daughters to stay away! TedMosbyIsAJerk.com.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that little Web site went on to get 400,000 hits. Thanks, Barney!