Barney Quote #586
Quote from Barney in Ten Sessions
Ted: Still no. What's up with that? I mean, I juggled.
Barney: You juggled? I thought you were trying to impress her.
Ted: You do magic. How is juggling any lamer than magic?
Barney: Magic's not lame.
Ted: I don't get it. I mean...
Barney: Is this lame?
Lily: Oh, Barney, no, no. We said no fireballs at the table.
Marshall: What the hell is wrong with you?
Robin: There's alcohol in here.
Wendy: Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.
Barney: Yeah, but Ted provoked me.
Lily: No, no, you are on a time-out. Go sit over there.
Barney: But...
Lily: Go!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Ten Sessions’ Quotes
Quote from Ranjit
Ted: How we doing on time? Taxi!
Stella: We got a little time.
Ted: Okay. Do you want to walk it?
Stella: Why not?
Ranjit: Hello! [Ted taps the roof of the taxi] Good-bye!
Quote from Ted
Barney: [laughs hysterically]
Ted: Why? Just why?
Barney: You don't remember?
[flashback to one year earlier:]
Barney: I'll bet anyone ten bucks I can get Ted to grow a mustache.
Ted: Uh... okay.
[present:]
Ted: You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for ten dollars?
Barney: [laughing] I know. I would've done it for free. [seriously] But, no. You owe me ten bucks.
Quote from Ted
Stella: Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp. My bread and butter. So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze. Unless it's a gang tattoo, in which case, I think it's time to find a new gang.
Ted: No, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo, and then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden...