Barney Quote #513

Quote from Barney in Dowisetrepla

Barney: Cookie?
Woman: Wow! Did you make those?
Barney: You got me. My sisters taught me how to bake and how to listen.
Woman: Wow, I feel so at home here.
Barney: I'm glad. Sometimes I don't. A place like this really needs a lady of the house. I know it's early to be thinking of you as... Oh, God, I'm freaking you out, aren't I? It's just you make me feel so safe. I didn't...
[The woman starts kissing Barney]

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 ‘Dowisetrepla’ Quotes

Quote from Marshall

Lily: Oh, what a horrible smell.
Marshall: It reeks!
Cab Driver: Oh, that's just the plant. Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
Lily: Wh- What plant? What are you talking about?
Cab Driver: Don't you know? Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
Marshall: Wait... What did you just say?
Cab Driver: I said, we're downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
[Titles: "downwind of the sewage treatment plant" -> "DOwnWInd of the SEwage TReatment PLant" -> "dowisetrepla"]
Marshall & Lily: Uh-oh.

Quote from Robin

Robin: Oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
Lily: I know. It's... Isn't it amazing? I love it so...
Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place. Lily, you have a debt of the size of Mount Waddington!
Lily: Waddington?
Robin: It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's like 4,000 meters high.
Lily: Meters?

Quote from Barney

Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, everybody make mistakes. Take this girl Meg for instance. She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
Meg: Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues! That whole relationships, that 3 weeks of my life I'll never get back.
Barney: Well, I love commitment. I wish I could marry commitment.