Ted Quote #328
Quote from Ted in Little Boys
[As Ted kisses Stacy, he imagines a little Barney sitting on her lip:]
Little Barney: Hey, Ted, pucker up all you want but I was here first.
[Ted moves to kissing Stacy's neck and sees Little Barney sitting on her shoulder]
Little Barney: From this spot, I also launched an expedition to those two large ridges down there.
[Little Barney pops up out Stacy's cleave and makes the motorboat noise. Ted starts imagining Little Barneys climbing all over her body]
Stacy: Uh, Ted, something wrong?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Little Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: OK, I've got it. Here, put on this eye patch.
Ted: Why?
Barney: The ultimate ice breaker. [puts on an eye patch] A bunch of cobras got loose in Central Park. You and I are jogging, training for the Death Valley Iron Man. No big deal, we do it every year. Suddenly we see these snake bastards sneaking towards a little baby. Not on our watch. You grab the kid, I strangle six cobras with my bare hands. Women of New York, one at a time please.
Ted: So, what are the eye patches for?
Barney: We got bit.
Ted: On the eye?
Barney: Yes.
Ted: Both of us.
Barney: They're different eyes. I don't see why this bugs you. Patch up!
Quote from Robin
[Doug eats his cereal as Robin reads the newspaper at the dining table]
Doug: What are you reading?
Robin: The business section. The Fed's gonna lower rates again to bail out these subprime lenders, bunch of idiots.
Doug: Miss Aldrin says it's not nice to call people names.
Robin: Well, maybe if they weren't such idiots, I wouldn't have to call them that.
Doug: That's what I said. You're pretty cool.
Robin: You too.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Why is this kid around anyway? Shouldn't he be with his mom? What kind of lawyer does this guy have if he has to take care of the kid all the time?
Lily: A good one. He won full custody.
Robin: He won? He won. Oh God, getting the kid is winning, isn't it? [Lily nods] Don't tell anyone I said that.