Barney Quote #464
Quote from Barney in Third Wheel
Barney: [answers phone] Stinson.
Ted: I've got a situation. Trudy is here, you know, the pineapple incident.
Barney: You mean, the girl who chalked your pool cue and snuck down the fire escape. Respect.
Ted: So, we're hitting it off and then her friend shows up and they're kinda competitive. I think the new girl's kinda into me.
Barney: So you now have two on the line?
Ted: And I don't know which one to go for.
Barney: Go for the new girl. Given the choice, always party with Dr. Strangelove.
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‘Third Wheel’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
[Flashback to less than half an hour ago, as Barney and Marshall play Wii Sports in the apartment:]
Marshall: Yes, advantage Eriksen.
Barney: Don't get cocky. Wimbledon lasts a fortnight.
Marshall: Fortnight. British words are so cool. Plus, did you know lawyers there get to wear wigs? I wear a wig to work, I'm a jackass.
Quote from Barney
Ted: All right, I'm ready, let's hit it.
Marshall: Can't go. Tournament.
Ted: What? We agreed, I suited up.
Barney: You take too long to get ready.
Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look.
Marshall: Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.
Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace.
Quote from Marshall
Barney: [answering phone] Stinson.
Ted: All right, the beers are here.
Barney: Yeah, we're not gonna make it.
Ted: Oh come on, we agreed. Did Marshall take his pants off?
Barney: Yeah, pants are off.
Marshall: This is Wimbledon, Ted. I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide. Cheerio.