Barney Quote #412

Quote from Barney in Showdown

Barney: I have to be honest, Bob. The big wheel is the only weak part of my game.
Bob Barker: I'm sure you'll do just fine, son.
Barney: Did you just... I'm ready, Bob.
Bob Barker: Do it! Do it! Here we go! He's looking for the dollar. It's going around, and around...
[back in the apartment:]
Ted: Oh, no, you spun it too hard.
Robin: No, he didn't spin it hard enough.
[on TV:]
Bob Barker: Here it comes, Barney. You got it! You won... But Barney, you're not through. Barney, you're not through. You've won $1,000. You've won a place in the showcase. You are doing splendidly so far.
Barney: Thank you, would you, would you say you're proud of me?
Bob Barker: Sure.
[Barney chokes up]

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 ‘Showdown’ Quotes

Quote from Loretta

Ted: Your dad is Bob Barker?
Barney: That's right
Lily: The host of The Price Is Right, Bob Barker?
Barney: That's Pops.
Robin: Barney?
Barney: Yes, Robin?
Robin: Why in the world do you think Bob Barker is your father?
Barney: Uh, because my mother told me he was, that's why.
[flashback to Barney as a kid, watching The Price is Right:]
Young Barney: Mom, who's my dad? All the other kids at school know who their dad is. Who's mine?
Loretta: Oh, I don't know. That guy. [points to Barney on TV]

Quote from Barney

Robin: Barney, I didn't know you were such a fan of The Price is Right.
Barney: Are you kidding? T.P.I.R. is not just an indescribably entertaining hour of television, it's a microcosm of our entire economic system, a capitalist utopia, where consumers are rewarded for their persistence, market acumen and intrepid spirit. I gaze upon the glory of The Price Is Right, and I see the face of America. And it is divine. Plus, you know, hot chicks on sports cars.

Quote from Barney

Barney: You guys know how it's hard to be friends with me 'cause I'm so awesome?
Ted: Yes, it's hard to be friends with you. Go on.
Barney: Well, this isn't going to make it any easier. I am going to be on... The Price Is Right.
Marshall: No way!
Ted: What?!
Barney: Yes, in a couple days, Rich Fields is going to call out my name, and I will come on down.
Marshall: Whoa, that is so awesome.