Barney Quote #335
Barney: Oh, hey, Marshall. Have a seat. I know how much you love stools.
Marshall: Thanks. Yeah, stools are better for your posture.
Robin: And, uh... I... got you a rose.
Marshall: Thank you. That's so sweet. You guys are being... so sweet.
Barney: Hey, guys. Guess what I got. A new dart.
Robin: Oh, wow, a new dart.
Ted: Hey, that new dart is great.
Robin: I did not know you were such a fan of new dart, Barney.
Barney: Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart. Nude art.
Ted: Nude art.
Robin: Nude art.
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Barney: Paint me.
Lily: Okay, I don't get this. You've been making fun of that painting all this time and now you want me to paint you?
Barney: We knew we could torture Marshall because he has shame. I do not. In my body, where the shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland. True story.
Lily: Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
Barney: [laughs] Yeah.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Oh, my God. This is awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared.
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Lily: Okay, let's get this over with.
Barney: Hey, hey! I don't want you phoning this in. This painting could, someday, become a serious work of art. I mean, you have been blessed with an amazing gift.
Lily: Thank you.
Barney: I meant me. Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence. Goofy and unburdened, with wit. But me, I want something more regal. Something my progeny could look at and say, "There's stands Barnabus Stinson." He was wise... [picks up sword] and strong.
Lily: I don't think your sword will fit.
Barney: I get that a lot.