Robin Quote #117
Quote from Robin in First Time in New York
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember my first day with Robin. Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad, usually take longer to say "I love you." Robin went through the usual stages.
[flashback to Ted, Robin and Barney in the apartment:]
Robin: Spider! Spider!
Barney: I left something in the hallway.
Ted: Where?
Robin: Right there.
Ted: Got it.
[Ted kisses Robin. Barney returns]
Future Ted: First there's the moment when you think you think it.
Ted: Whoa, still alive.
Future Ted: There's the moment you think you know it.
[flashback to Ted comforting Robin in bed:]
Robin: Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick.
[two days later, Ted is sick:]
Ted: Totally worth it.
Future Ted: There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it.
Ted: All right, it's getting to be that time. I'll talk to you tomorrow?
Robin: Good night.
Ted: Good night.
Robin: Wait, Ted?
Ted: Yeah?
Robin: Good night.
[The next morning, Ted walks into Robin's apartment as she's on the phone:]
Robin: Well, great, I'll see you then. Bye, sweetie. [to Ted] Hey. Guess what? My sister Katie is coming to visit next weekend. She gets in on Thursday.
Ted: That's awesome. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take off work Friday. We're gonna take her to the Empire State Building.
Robin: Really? You'd do that?
Ted: Of course. Everyone should see the Empire State Building.
Future Ted: And then there's the moment where you know you know it, and you can't keep it in any longer.
Robin: Ted.
Ted: Yeah?
Robin: Falafel.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about to drop some knowledge. Relationships are like a freeway.
Marshall: Wait a minute, a month ago you told me relationships are like a traveling circus.
Barney: No, this is new. This trumps that. Freeways have exits. So do relationships. The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower.
Robin: So every girl you have sex with feels the immediate need to shower? Actually, yeah, I get that.
Barney: The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months... That's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars.
Ted: Hey.
Barney: Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit, death. Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life, it's like, "Are we there yet?"
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Hey, why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the Catskills.
Barney: Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's. Her dad did not approve of our love.
Ted: Did anyone put Baby in a corner?
Barney: Oh, God, no. What can I say, I had the time of my life. True story.
Quote from Barney
Lily: Speaking of first times, we never got to hear your virginity story.
Marshall: That's right, I almost forgot.
Barney: Okay. I was 16, and it was in a baseball dugout...
Marshall: Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Barney: I mean, I was in a subway with a high-priced call girl...
Ted: Risky Business.
Barney: I was accidentally hacking into NORAD'S computer...
Ted: That's War Games, and there's not even a sex scene in it.
Barney: All right! I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda. She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?