Ted Quote #184

Quote from Ted in Atlantic City

Ted: Wait, I don't understand, people get married in Atlantic City all the time.
Woman: Yes, they do, but they don't elope. They choose Atlantic City for its white sand beaches, world-class amenities, and exotic Riviera feel.
Lily: Have you been outside?
Ted: There is half an Orca whale rotting not 20 feet from the cabana.

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 ‘Atlantic City’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Chinese Man #2: Hey, it's Barney! Barney!
Barney: Hi.
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Suit up!
Barney: [speaks Mandarin]
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Legen... dary!
Barney: [laughs] See you.
Ted: What the hell was that?
Barney: A Chinese guy?

Quote from Marshall

Future Ted: [v.o.] And things were back to normal... Almost.
Lily: You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy who knows how to make pancakes.
Marshall: Oh, um...
Lily: I mean, um... Well, I... I realize that we haven't really discussed whether us getting back together means us getting married, but... I still wanna. Do you still wanna?
Marshall: Really?
Lily: Of course, I love you.
Marshall: No, I mean, that's how you're gonna do it? "Do you still wanna?" That's like the lamest proposal ever. When I did it, I got down on my knees... I don't know, I'm just saying.

Quote from Marshall

Lily: [getting down on one knee] Marshall Eriksen, will you ma-
Marshall: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Lily: What?
Marshall: You can't lead with that. You got to build up to that. You got to have, like, a little speech.
Lily: Do you remember your proposal to me? [she covers her eye with her hand]
Marshall: I had a speech prepared.