Barney Quote #147

Quote from Barney in Life Among the Gorillas

Marshall: I'm sorry, dude, this corporate thing, it's just... It's not for me.
Barney: Oh, of course it's not for you. It's for Lily.
Marshall: What?
Barney: Marshall. Lily's a catch. But do you really think you're going to hang onto a girl that great without the package?
Marshall: The package?
Barney: The package. The house. The car. Sending your kids to a great school. A vacation once in a while.
Marshall: Lily doesn't care about that stuff.
Barney: Well, no-- now she doesn't, but how's she going to feel in a couple years, when she's supporting you on a kindergarten teacher's salary while you're off in court defending some endangered South American flying beaver.
[Marshall chuckles]
Barney: I know.

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 ‘Life Among the Gorillas’ Quotes

Quote from Lily

Lily: Look, you know, whatever anthropology you do at work is your business, but please don't act like that around here.
Marshall: Lily, when Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-...
Lily: No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath-Vaseline came home from the gorillas, she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair and-and throwing feces.

Quote from Marshall

Marshall: [on the phone] 'Sup, Blauman? E-bomb here. We still on for karaoke? Dope. I'm going to rock you on the mike so hard your hears are going to bleed gravy. Catch you on the flip, butt puppet.
Lily: Okay, what do you think? [shows Marshall a painting]
Marshall: Steak sauce.
Lily: Steak sauce?
Marshall: Yeah.

Quote from Barney

Barney: Yes! Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward direction.