Lily Quote #58
Quote from Lily in Zip, Zip, Zip
Marshall: Well, we still have one frontier left. Still got the deuce.
Lily: Not making me feel better.
Marshall: Well, it certainly was a first.
Lily: It was, wasn't it? We still have firsts.
Marshall: Of course we do. And you know what, I actually feel closer to you now. I want to know you. Like, know your soul.
Lily: Marshall, what makes you cry?
Marshall: This moment... is fleeting because it's being chased by another moment.
Lily: Oh, just grab my boob already.
Ted: [enters] Come on, guys, get a room.
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Quote from Ted
Ted: I don't feel so good. It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest.
Marshall: It's one of New York Magazine's "top five romantic getaways on a budget." Who says sexual can't be sensible?
Quote from Barney
Robin: So Ted didn't care that you wanted to make a move on me?
Barney: Didn't care at all. Oh. Ohh!
Robin: What?
Barney: You like Ted.
Robin: I didn't say that I liked Ted.
Barney: You like Ted. Wow. This is huge.
Robin: Barney, I don't like Ted. He's moved on, and I'm really happy for...
Barney: Yeah, yeah. Look, are we gonna play Battleship or what?
Robin: You're not gonna tell him, are you?
Barney: No. That's the bro code. A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him. Just like the third bro doesn't tell the mutual bro that the original bro went bare pickle in front of her. It's quid-pro-bro.