Barney Quote #126
Quote from Barney in Zip, Zip, Zip
Robin: So Ted didn't care that you wanted to make a move on me?
Barney: Didn't care at all. Oh. Ohh!
Robin: What?
Barney: You like Ted.
Robin: I didn't say that I liked Ted.
Barney: You like Ted. Wow. This is huge.
Robin: Barney, I don't like Ted. He's moved on, and I'm really happy for...
Barney: Yeah, yeah. Look, are we gonna play Battleship or what?
Robin: You're not gonna tell him, are you?
Barney: No. That's the bro code. A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him. Just like the third bro doesn't tell the mutual bro that the original bro went bare pickle in front of her. It's quid-pro-bro.
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