Lily Quote #57

Quote from Lily in Zip, Zip, Zip

Lily: Oh, my God, I hate Ted. I hate him so much.
Marshall: Baby, why don't you just go? Tons of other couples have peed in front of each other.
Lily: No, but we haven't, because I want to keep some of the mystery alive.
Marshall: Well, you have farted in front of me.
Lily: Yes, but I always cover it with a cough.
Marshall: You always do.

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Quote from Ted

Ted: I don't feel so good. It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.

Quote from Marshall

Lily: We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest.
Marshall: It's one of New York Magazine's "top five romantic getaways on a budget." Who says sexual can't be sensible?

Quote from Lily

Marshall: I can't believe she's making you wait a whole month. I would never put up with that.
Ted: You've only had sex with one girl in your whole life.
Lily: Burn!