Robin Quote #39

Quote from Robin in Zip, Zip, Zip

Robin: Oh, my God. I love your jeans.
Woman: Okay. Is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just...
Robin: Oh, no. I am all about the dudes. Although pickings are pretty slim tonight. Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get.
Woman: Really? 'Cause he's totally vibing me right now. Must be the jeans.
Robin: Well, jeans will only get you so far. I'm going home with him.
Woman: [laughs] We'll see about that.
Robin: Oh! [mouths to Barney] You're welcome.

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