Barney Quote #118
Quote from Barney in Zip, Zip, Zip
Barney: Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old.
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Ted: I don't feel so good. It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.
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Lily: We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest.
Marshall: It's one of New York Magazine's "top five romantic getaways on a budget." Who says sexual can't be sensible?
Quote from Lily
Marshall: I can't believe she's making you wait a whole month. I would never put up with that.
Ted: You've only had sex with one girl in your whole life.
Lily: Burn!