Ted Quote #79
Quote from Ted in Drumroll, Please
[flashback to Ted and Victoria at the wedding:]
Ted: You know, there's one little flaw in our plan.
Victoria: What's that?
Ted: I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories and one really sucky memory: the memory of you walking out that door.
Victoria: Hey, Ted.
Ted: Yeah?
Victoria: Close your eyes, and count to five.
[Ted closes his eyes]
Ted: One, two, three, four, five.
[Ted opens his eyes to find Victoria gone]
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Ted: Yes! No.
Barney: Oh, come on!
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Quote from Lily
Lily: So, that's what happened to the bouquet. You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition.
Ted: You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
Lily: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream, "Crawl for it, bitches!" It's just what girls do.