Marshall Quote #33
Quote from Marshall in Matchmaker
Robin: Well, we know that there's no such thing as the cockamouse. What we don't know is what you guys have been smoking.
Marshall: So you really don't believe in the cockamouse?
Robin: Well, I believe that you saw something perfectly normal but you've exaggerated it in your mind. You know, um, like the Loch Ness Monster.
Marshall: If by "like the Loch Ness Monster," you mean, totally exists and is awesome, then yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster. It's diet is not unlike our own, grains, cereals and it's awfully fond of cheese.
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‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.