Marshall Quote #29
Quote from Marshall in Matchmaker
Ted: What was it?
Marshall: Only the craziest, meanest looking mouse you've ever seen.
Lily: Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse. That was a huge cockroach.
Marshall: Baby, it was a mouse. It had a whiskers.
Lily: But those things coming out of his head, those were antennae
Barney: Marshall ran away from a cockroach.
Marshall: It- It was a mouse.
Barney: Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad. You're a man.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.