Marshall Quote #19

Quote from Marshall in Okay Awesome

Austin: So, Marshall, what about you? You guys thinking house, baby?
Marshall: Ah, no I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff, but they make you old. Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot forever.
Claire: I'm three month's pregnant.
Marshall: Not awkward, guys. Not awkward unless we let it be awkward.

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