Ted Quote #27
Quote from Ted in Return of the Shirt
Natalie: Okay, "what's going on" is, you broke my heart over my answering machine... on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you. Tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again only so you could dump me three weeks later. Again on my birthday!
Ted: No, it's... It's not like that. I'm just... It's, it's, it's...
Natalie: What?!
Ted: I'm just like super busy right now.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Remember when Natalie said.
[flashback:]
Natalie: I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour.
[back:]
Future Ted: Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It's a form of gorilla street fighting developed by the Israeli army.
[Natalie kicks Ted from across the table]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Return of the Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.
Quote from Barney
Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.