Robin Quote #12

Quote from Robin in Return of the Shirt

Robin: [on TV] An occasion that was supposed to be joyous suddenly turned tragic when Ethel and Sadie Marsolis, New York's oldest twins, suddenly passed away on this, the eve of their one hundredth birthday. I'm a dirty, dirty girl. [slaps behind] Ow. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.

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 ‘Return of the Shirt’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.

Quote from Robin

Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.

Quote from Barney

Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.