Lily Quote #13
Quote from Lily in Return of the Shirt
Lily: Well, you must have done something. Why did you guys break up?
Marshall: He wasn't ready for a commitment.
Lily: Uh-huh.
Ted: And her birthday might have been coming up.
Lily: [angrier] Uh-huh...
Ted: Okay, so I didn't wanna get a boyfriend level gift for a girl I was just about to break up with.
Lily: So you dumped her right before her birthday?
Ted: No, I didn't dump her... right before her birthday.
Marshall: Uh-oh.
[flashback:]
Ted: [on the phone] Natalie! Hey, Happy Birthday! Listen...
[back:]
Lily: [hitting Ted on every word] Never. Break. Up. With. A. Girl. On. Her. Birthday!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Return of the Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.
Quote from Barney
Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.