Lily Quote #12
Quote from Lily in Return of the Shirt
Lily: That's not a bad idea. Let's think, Ted's greatest hits. What about that girl, Steph?
Ted: Steph.
[flashback:]
Stephanie: Okay, this is difficult to say, back when I lived in LA, I was pretty broke, so I spent a month making adult films.
Ted: Wow, okay. How many did you make?
Stephanie: 175.
[back:]
Lily: Say what you will about the porn industry, they are hard workers.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Return of the Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.
Quote from Barney
Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.