Marshall Quote #3
Barney: Come on man, you said your stomach's been hurting, right? You know what that is, hunger. You're hungry for experience. Hungry for something new. Hungry for olives. But you're too scared to do anything about it.
Marshall: Yeah, I'm scared, okay? But when I think about spending the rest of my life with Lily, committing forever, no other women, it doesn't scare me at all. I'm marrying that girl. [Lily pops her head in the window] Lily. Lily, I like olives.
Lily: We'll make it work. [they kiss]
Ranjit: Aw.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
[flashback:]
Barney: Ted, I'm going to teach you how to live. [off Ted's look] Barney, we met at the urinal.
Ted: Oh, right. Hi.
Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't look good with your suit.
Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're... thirty.
Quote from Barney
Lily: We're coming with you.
Ted: Barney?
Barney: Alright, but under one condition.
[cut to:]
Barney: Look at you, you beautiful bastard, you suited up! This is totally going in my blog!
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay. Moment of truth. Wish me luck.
Barney: Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter. "This just in." Okay... [raises hand for a high-five]