Marshall Quote #216
Quote from Marshall in Arrivederci, Fiero
[A sixteen-year-old Marshall is naked as he goes to the drive-thru:]
Man: You're naked.
Marshall: I'm aware of that.
Man: You have 50 cents?
Marshall: No... Look, can I just have my coffee, please?
Man: Sorry, we're all out of trays and lids. Two tall guys just came through here a few minutes ago and bought 'em all.
[Marshall carefully balances the twelve cups of coffee on the Fiero's dashboard. As he begins to slowly drive off, Marvin and Marcus jump out and scare him, causing him to stop and the coffee cups to fall onto his naked body.]
[present:]
Ted: And that is the origin of Marshall's insane "No food or drinks in the Fiero, not even groceries" rule.
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Wow. Sounds like you had some accident in that car.
Ted: Actually, he had two accidents if you add the fact that he...
Barney: Hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina ummina-hummina-hummina hummina. I shouldn't even be here, thanks to that deathtrap. But fate... Fate gave me a second chance. And helped me realize that our days on this planet are too few to squander. So I decided from that moment on to continue living life to its fullest.
Lily: So you made a life-changing decision to not change your life at all.
Barney: True story.
Quote from Marshall
Ted: [v.o.] The next few hours of our drive were classic road trip.
[The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" plays repeatedly:]
Ted: So... this song.
Marshall: Oh, it's the best song in the world. It's the only song I like. Just kidding. Tape's been stuck in the player for, like, two years. Better than nothing, though.
Ted: Maybe.
[Ted and Marshall enthusiastically singing the "ta-da-da-ta" part of the song]
Ted: I am so... sick... of this song.
Marshall: Don't worry. It comes around again.
Ted: What do you mean?
Ted and Marshall singing: [singing] Just to be the man who walks 1,000 miles And falls down at your door...
Quote from Ted
[Ted and Marshall are in his Fiero as The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" plays:]
Ted: This is awesome.
Marshall: I can't believe this moment's finally here. One more mile and my little boy turns 200,000.
Ted: Your baby Fiero's grown into a really old man Fiero. And just like an old man, he leaks fluid, smells stale, makes weird noises out the back.