Marshall Quote #1163
Quote from Marshall in Mom and Dad
Marshall: But I apologized and you accepted. I even bought you more oranges.
Daphne: Look, it wasn't you, okay?
[flashback:]
Daphne: [on the phone] Baby, I know your speech at the Model U.N. is a big deal, but I'm just not sure I'll make it in time. I'm trying.
Girl: You know what? Don't bother coming.
[back:]
Marshall: So, back at the airport, that story was true? You have a daughter?
Daphne: She lives with her dad. And since I travel for work, I miss a lot of stuff. I only work as hard as I do to provide for her. But kids, they don't understand logic. Kids understand who shows up. That's why her dad's her hero... and I get hung up on.
Marshall: Go see your daughter's speech. If you show up, all will be forgiven.
Daphne: Just drop it. And drop me at home. Then head out to your wedding. End of discussion.
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Quote from Barney
Jerry: [to police officers] She's been missing all day, and I found what appears to be a-a suicide note on my bed. But it doesn't really sound like her. "I'm going to kill my - wait for it - self."
Quote from James
James: That's completely insane. This is how it's gonna be.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and I'm feeling so glad
Sam: I'm so much sexier than Barney's dad [plays saxophone]
James: Back together, now our life's right on track
Barney: But she's banging my dad behind your dad's back
Jerry: When you're at work, I'm all over her rack
James: That's not true
Barney: Yes, it is
James: That's not funny
Barney: Mom, break the news
Loretta: Okay, we're screwin' like bunnies
Sam: I'll kick your ass
Jerry: I'd like to see you try
James: Well, my dad would win in a fight
Barney: No, my dad would win in a fight
James: No
Barney: Yeah
Quote from Barney
Barney: What do we do?
James: You back down and let me get my mom and dad back together?
Barney: Um, how about you back down and let me get my mom and dad back together? I can already picture it.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and we're going so strong
Jerry: My wife died parasailing and I've moved on
Both: And now our Barney-boy will always be near
Barney: I'll come to live with you and it won't be weird
Loretta: Of course not, Wuv-Wuv!
All: Back together and forever we'll be
Loretta: Mom
Jerry: And Dad
Barney: And Barney makes three
Jerry: We love you, champ!
Robin: And I'll live here, too, since we're married and I'm totally cool with it!