Robin Quote #884
Quote from Robin in No Questions Asked
Robin: [answers phone] Hey.
Marshall: Robin, I need you to delete the last text Lily got before she sees it.
Robin: Bro, it's my wedding weekend. Just because you didn't know better than to take a naked selfie while you were in the coldest part of the country...
Marshall: First, I'm an Eriksen. Cold has a plumping effect. Second, you owe me a "no questions asked."
[flashback:]
Marshall: [on the phone] All right, I'm at the alley near 22nd and 2nd. Now what?
Robin: No questions asked. Tell me about the giant trout you and your dad caught.
Marshall: Well, it was more beast than trout. It fought us for three hours and nearly dragged us both into Lake Winnibigoshish. It was this big, and...
[As Marshall holds out his arms, he catches Robin, who is wearing a purple unitard. She acrobatically runs out of there, trailed by a number of colorfully dressed ninjas]
[back:]
Marshall: I never asked who those weirdos were, why they called you "Night Falcon", or what was in those
darts they were blowing.
Robin: Your vision came back, didn't it? Wuss. Fine, I'll take care of it. Just have to figure out how to get into Lily's room.
Marshall: Her door doesn't lock. You can just...
Robin: Room service. Night Falcon, you're a genius. I'll call you when it's done.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
Quote from Barney
Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.